10 Reasons Why Cats Make The Best Alarm Clocks Ever
They will patiently wait for exactly the right time.
They never run out of batteries.
They are fundamentally and morally opposed to the “snooze” button.
They are willing to deploy a personal touch
They are willing to take great risks in order to get the job done
Unless you need a more vigorous wake-up-call, in which case they are happy to oblige.
They are both timely and persistent.
They will perform their role in a regular and timely fashion without getting too invested in it.
If you ask nicely, they may even wake you up with a massage.
And, if you’re lucky enough to get your hands on a top-of-the-line model, they will wake you with a kiss.