12 Signs That Your Dog Is Playing You For A Sucker –
1. You lift your dog up onto the bed knowing full well
THAT THEY CAN GET THERE ALL BY THEMSELVES.
“I just can’t do it. Look how little and cute I am!!!!!”
2. They take up more than a person’s worth of space
on the bed AND YOU LET THEM.
3. They’ll eat dog food but only if it’s RIGHT OUT OF
“Y’know, the bowl makes the food taste funny.”
4. And you just can’t stay mad when they make a mess.
BECAUSE THEY MAKE AN ADORABLE LITTLE FACE
ALL IS FORGIVEN.
5. When they’re literally in the process of destroying
your property but you still think they’re adorable and
even TAKE A PICTURE.
In fact, you’ve worked chewed-up clothing into your monthly budget.
6. They know that all they have to do is look at you in
just the right way and they’ll get fed.
“Fine. You can have some of my dinner, but just this once, OK?’
7. They won’t let you get any work done if they’re
looking for attention.
“I SWEAR it was my dog, boss.”
8. They sleep right on top of you and you refuse to
move a muscle because you don’t want to interrupt
their little puppy dreams.
Poor little thing. What a stressful life.
9. They beg for cuddles and then give you side-eye
when you stop, so you’re guilted into spending
HOURS rubbing their belly.
“Um…this belly isn’t gonna pet itself.”
10. Not to mention making you throw their favorite
ball BILLIONS of times.
“NOT AGAIN, YOU LITTLE RASCAL!!!!!”
11. Eventually, they just figure that they must be
one of us, and with good reason…
BECAUSE YOU DO EVERYTHING TO PUT THAT
IDEA IN THEIR HEADS.
“Yep, he just eats at the table now. We’re used to it.”
12. AND YOU STILL LET THEM GET AWAY WITH
STUFF THAT EVEN YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE TABLE?… NOBODY IS SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE TA– THE…
Aawww, what a cutie! Pose for the camera, Fluff!”
And there’s not a doubt in your mind that they
deserve the complete royal treatment.
12 Signs That Your Dog Is Playing You For A Sucker