The world stands in a time of turmoil.

Crime and chaos are the new rulers of the streets, and who’s behind it all? Our pets! That’s right, our pets have teamed up with a multitude of animals from around the world and are planning the biggest heist since Ocean’s 13: Even Oceanier. Our only hope in this desperate time is to invent some sort of blend between Air Bud and Robocop to bring law and order to our rampaging animal companions.

For now, it’s best to go through this list and know what’s coming. Know what the dangers are in order to protect your homes. And don’t be fooled by any attempts at “cuteness,” for it is all a simple ruse. A ruse so simply complex that you’ll never see the endgame before it’s too late. As I’m sure you’ll come to see, our homes now belong to this league of extraordinary animals…

1. Heeeeere’s Johnny!

Make sure your door has a solid foundation, since you never know what tools these animals have up their sleeves…I mean, if they have sleeves at all, they’re probably up to no good.

1. Heeeeere's Johnny!
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2. If you hear a suspicious knock at the door, don’t open it!

It’s more than mere horseplay, they’ll take your oats and your TV!

2. If you hear a suspicious knock at the door, don't open it!
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3. And if you hear a stirring in the dead of night, get the duck outta there!

Literally, get this duck away from your possessions. They’re all complete madmen, lunatics, quacks even!

3. And if you hear a stirring in the dead of night, get the duck outta there!
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4. They may seem cute here, but they’re definitely working out an inside job…

Is it me, or does something seem squirrely about that cat, and catty about that squirrel???

4. They may seem cute here, but they're definitely working out an inside job...
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And this is just the beginning! Their methods are about to become much more drastic…

And this is just the beginning! Their methods are about to become much more drastic...
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