Remember, you don’t OWN a cat.
You know a cat.
— Scott Hanselman (@shanselman) September 4, 2018
my cat is on antibiotics and for one second my fucking brain was like “wait this means he can’t drink”
— ellory smith (@ellorysmith) November 12, 2019
Rescue Cat Five Years Ago: can I sit here? Is that cool? I’m sorry if it’s not. Thank you so much for not hating me, it’s really nice. I love you.
Rescue Cat Today: I SNUCK INTO THE PANTRY AND ATE ALL THE CRACKERS CLEAN UP MY VOMIT YOU SWINE FOR I AM RULER OF THE LIVING ROOM
— aCoupleofN3rds (@aCoupleofN3rds) March 26, 2019
ME: whose dog are you
DOG: I'M YOUR DOG I'M YOUR DOG YES YES YES TWIRL TWIRL
ME: whose cat are you
CAT: Possession is a solipsistic paradigm, Vivian. However, if I were to define myself as belonging to anyone, it would be myself. In this essay, I will DON'T TOUCH MY STOMACH
— MARC in a Cold Climate (@marccold) April 15, 2019
Biggest scam ever…
Apartments charging pet fees but not children fees. My cat literally lays on a blanket all day while I can literally hear children beating on the walls.
— Shalinda Kirby (@ShalindaKirby) August 9, 2018
My husband is in the other room explaining to the cat that even tho we are going to bed early, he (the cat) is welcome to stay up
— Nikki Reimer (@NikkiReimer) March 5, 2019