18 Things You’re Only Allowed To Laugh At If Your Cat Is Rude –
Cats are cuddly and affectionate creatures — if by “cuddly,” you mean “dastardly,” and if by “affectionate” you mean “diabolical.”
As cat owners are well are, many felines are prone to villainous behavior that belies their sweet and fluffy exteriors. They take a special pleasure in knocking things off of countertops, they willfully sink their claws into your leg, and they have a constant and insatiable need to escape from the safety of your apartment.
It would all be incredibly frustrating if they weren’t so damn cute.
If you happen to own one of these very special and very infuriating cats, then these jokes are for you. (Don’t let the cat hear you laughing though — they will seek vengeance.)
"Dogs are assholes"
DOG PERSON: YOU'RE an asshole!
"Cats are assholes"
CAT PERSON: Yeah
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) September 3, 2015
I'm done with politics tweets until I get mad again. here is my cat pretending she doesn't know who destroyed the paper towels pic.twitter.com/c3AXIPTcD6
— rachel (@rachelmillman) September 20, 2017
My relationship with my cat is like when Leia says "I love you" and Han says "I know" except then Han knocks over everything on my desk
— Kendra ⚔️ (@kendrawcandraw) September 13, 2016
— 健 (@bnr7403) September 15, 2017
*me petting my cat*
CAT: This is the happiest I will ever be
*a door opens*
CAT: Now is my chance to flee this prison and never return
— joe (@sad_tree) February 24, 2015
Goodbye Mufasa. I'm the King now. pic.twitter.com/u7B1gMEAaL
— Maud Bernabé (@MaudBernab) August 12, 2017
i yelled at my cat… and now she's just sitting there plotting my murder pic.twitter.com/c8g4ztUlCs
— ˗ˏˋaeˎˊ˗ (@hippieepotamus) October 10, 2017
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner. pic.twitter.com/UNyMTSMM3K
— Emergency Kittens (@EmrgencyKittens) October 5, 2017