25 Things That Are Guaranteed To Happen When You Own A Cat

25 Things That Are Guaranteed To Happen When You Own A Cat –

1. You will lose your cat for several hours and panic, before finding them at the back of the wardrobe.

You will lose your cat for several hours and panic, before finding them at the back of the wardrobe.

2. At first you will try to stop your cat destroying your furniture, but eventually you will realise that some territory will have to be surrendered.

At first you will try to stop your cat destroying your furniture, but eventually you will realise that some territory will have to be surrendered.

3. You will call your cat many names, but rarely call them the name you actually gave them.

You will call your cat many names, but rarely call them the name you actually gave them.

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4. You will lose a lot of sleep.

You will lose a lot of sleep.

5. You will learn to hide certain objects from your cat.

You will learn to hide certain objects from your cat.

6. You will spend money on your cat because you just want to show them love, but they will not care.

You will spend money on your cat because you just want to show them love, but they will not care.

You will get bitten, and scratched, and generally abused.

You will get bitten, and scratched, and generally abused.

7. You will get used to watching only half the TV.

You will get used to watching only half the TV.

8. You will learn to sleep with your toes inside the covers.

You will learn to sleep with your toes inside the covers.

9. Your phone will run out of memory.

Your phone will run out of memory.

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10. Your cat will train you, more than you will train your cat.

Your cat will train you, more than you will train your cat.

11. You will sit for ages with a dead leg, needing a wee, because you couldn’t possibly disturb the cat.

You will sit for ages with a dead leg, needing a wee, because you couldn't possibly disturb the cat.

Even though it’s the same cat that walked over your head at 4am that morning.

12. You will learn to get a bit more relaxed about “personal space”.

You will learn to get a bit more relaxed about "personal space".

13. You will learn to defend every meal you eat.

14. You will never leave a glass dangerously near the edge of a surface again.

You will never leave a glass dangerously near the edge of a surface again.

15. Your cat will spend some time removing all of the cat litter from its tray.

16. You will hold your cat up to the mirror just so it can see how beautiful it is.

You will hold your cat up to the mirror just so it can see how beautiful it is.

17. You will see a box, or a large elastic band, and think “my cat would love that.”

You will see a box, or a large elastic band, and think "my cat would love that."

18. Your cat will stare at you and you’ll wonder if they’re going to murder you in your sleep.

Your cat will stare at you and you'll wonder if they're going to murder you in your sleep.

19. You will leave the house absolutely covered in cat hairs.

20. Your cat will do some really odd things, and eventually you will just accept them as totally normal.

21. You will surrender cups of tea and turn on taps because your cat has decided that it doesn’t like to drink water out of a bowl.

22. You will cancel plans to be ignored by your cat all evening.

You will cancel plans to be ignored by your cat all evening.

23. You will love like you’ve never loved before.

You will love like you've never loved before.

25 Things That Are Guaranteed To Happen When You Own A Cat

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