Caught On Tape! Cow Runs To Chick-Fil-A During Daring Escape From Indiana Police
An escaped cow in Indiana chose the safest place to be in order to evade police capture: a Chick-Fil-A restaurant.
We’ve seen cows escape from time to time here, but rarely do we see a cow with enough foresight to actually pick a safe space for themselves. One cow in Indiana picked what is probably the safest place to be for a cow.
On Saturday, March 16th, a cow escaped from a passing trailer in Noblesville, Indiana, just north of Indianapolis. The cow led Noblesville Police on a merry chase all over the east end of town, going from various industrial parks and commercial malls, and even managed to shut down a busy parkway during the chase.
Perhaps most interesting was the ultimate destination the cow chose upon achieving its freedom. Sensing the horrifying lust for beef products that most Americans possess, the cow booked it to the nearest Chick-Fil-A, a restaurant chain known for providing chicken and only chicken to its many patrons.